I Really Love My . . .

UGGs. Seriously. I try not to be too materialistic, but I ordered a pair online because, well, they just look so pretty and so much more comfortable than my Payless look alikes, and sometimes I just don't do well under peer pressure when it comes to things likes boots and purses (well, because I just love them too much. Not as much as I love all the little things in life, it is kind of close though). But I digress. So I got the chocolate pieces of heaven in the mail and wore them for the first time and let me tell you. Pure happiness ensued. It's like wearing socks, but better because you wear them everywhere. Except in the shower. I don't suggest wearing them in the shower. But, I love them so much I'm already planning my next purchase. I'm thinking some red ones.

The Return of the WiFi

Finally! I have real working internet again! I feel like I should throw a party and celebrate. Or at least eat something sweet and delicious. Like chocolate cupcakes with vanilla frosting and sprinkles. Or Maggie Moo's "Butter Batter" ice cream. Yummy. I'm making myself hungry. Maybe I'll just do little dance that will completely embarrass B, since she thinks I have no moves whatsoever. That would a huge highlight of my day, having my six-year-old chalked full of attitude run screaming from the room.

Michelle in the 21st Century

As much as there are times technology frustrates me to the point of hating it, I will be one of the first to admit that when I'm without it, I feel completely lost without it. And I'm not even talking about when the electricity goes out. I'm talking about not being able to go on IMBD.com to check out the info on some new movie coming out or just to see what's going on in the world. Without the internet I am a lost little puppy. I don't know what to do with myself. This is what bugs me about technology. I get annoyed because I can't check my favorite blogs. How sad is that? now I have to go and do something productive. Like actually work on my book. And because my stupid cable company has decided to show up when it's convenient for them, by the time my stupid internet problem's fixed it will have been 6 days without productive internet access. So I'm forced to try and get an unlocked WI-FI signal where ever I can. Which really sucks because every few minutes I have to angle my laptop just so in order to get the slowest connection possible. I really hate technology sometimes. Like now.

Smiles All Around

I have a smile on my face, but I’m not entirely happy. Why then do I have this huge ear to ear grin on my lips you ask? Because Karma’s a really great thing. Take for instance you have a co-worker who gets away with everything, does nothing, sees nothing wrong with doing nothing, and has supervisors wrapped around their stupid little pinky? Yes, it pisses me off to no end. But I placate myself for the time being because I know one day (maybe not today, or tomorrow or even next week) Karma’s going to bite this person in the ass. And truthfully? It makes me smile. A lot. Even giggle a little. Okay, it makes me giggle fits. Especially when this person thinks that they’re so golden nothing can touch them. Or when they think they do sooooooo much because they’re actually doing their job. Did I mention their life is sooooooo hard with no responsibilities? And that the person tattles more than my 6-year-old and they’re older than me? Yeah, sad isn’t it? So you can probably understand my slight annoyance. Not to worry, I’ve found ways of making myself feel better. I put on a little Lily Allen and “Smile”.